Playing a classical system.
If you look below, you will see white, hetero cis male scum showing his penis.
Guys, please don’t do this. I accept male submissions (because not doing so would make my blog shit like other porn blogs), but they have to be nerdy. This guy apparently saw the word submissions and just decided that I love receiving dick pics.
No, this isn’t a long rage post. If you’re going to submit something for the blog, it has to be nerdy. Unless you’re a woman. I know, double standards, but I am sure most of my followers are straight men who don’t want to see random cocks.
If you’re actually going to submit something for me, I’d prefer you email it to me at email@example.com so it doesn’t somehow accidentally get posted.
Remember, no one here likes random dick pics. If you do, you’re probably on the wrong blog.
I guess being a porn star gets you automatic entrance to an exclusive gaming convention when only makers and people with connections are allowed to attend.
Since E3 isn’t open to the general public, I doubt April was harassed by horny fat kids with low quality facial hair.
When it comes to submissions, I’m skeptical of anything that isn’t a penis or from someone I know. I just got two submissions from a suspiciously attractive woman with added captions and one quick Google search proved it wasn’t genuine.
Please don’t submit random things you find online and pretend they’re authentic. The whole point of submissions is to enjoy things from followers.
Thus ends the E3 news. Nothing I cared about was revealed. Microsoft apparently made a veiled rape joke which pissed off feminists but that doesn’t matter because men won’t care enough to not buy Halo.
Have to handle some giant robot things now. I’ll probably return with more Pokemon related news or perhaps another picture of someone fighting a skinless giant (which will be explained when someone asks about it).
Until then, leave me asks, submissions and fan mail!
Preferably submissions or well thought out questions like my thoughts on capitalism or how I came to join the Decepticons.
Got bored, wanted to feel sexy, meh, i guess it was productive?
Productive enough. See, you don’t have to get naked to be sexy.
CONDENSED POKEMON E3 NEWS
1. Introducing sky battles (seen above). Flying type Pokemon and Pokemon with the ability Levitate will fight each other. Apparently same as normal battles. But what about winged Pokemon that can fly but aren’t flying (like almost every Dragon legendary; looking at you, Rayquaza).
2. The game can be played in seven languages (which I don’t care to list).
3a. NEW POKEMON
3d. Unseen are Skrelp and Clauncher and Talonflame (these names still suck)
4. A new system allows you to search locally for people to battle and trade with over wifi.
5a. Horde encounters are 5 on 1 battles. Make your dark cave bat jokes.
5b. On easy mode, 5 Bug Pokemon in the early forest.
5c. On hard mode, Victory Road gang bangs.
6a. You can see the opponent’s team (not sure if that’s for people battle or CPU battles).
6b. You can select battle music.
7. You can ride Pokemon other than Gogoat. Like Rhyhorn. They also help get through paths (guess it could use Strength or Rock Smash).
That’s all. Well, I got from Bulbapedia when they aren’t busy entertaining retards. This for anyone who might have missed it or just is somewhat curious.